eemaanuelee:

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

lunas-worlds-blog:

“Mood: want your attention but don’t wanna bother you.”

Lunas-worlds-blog

jodiefoster:

thexfiles:

jodiefoster:

can’t relate 

To what

i just can’t relate 

cautionlazer:

cautionlazer:

cursedstim:

cursedstim:

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

oneman-wolfpackk:

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

thebootydiaries:

*dates my damn self*

diamondblocc:

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

glumshoe:

adangerouspastime:

glumshoe:

knitmeapony:

glumshoe:

A little girl showed me the bandaid on her hand, so I showed her the scrape on my knuckle and IMMEDIATELY four or five small children flicked over to come see my injury. They were so eager to behold my blood.

“The children were eager to behold my blood” is definitely a solid way to start a story.

They left disappointed when they saw it was just a weird scab.

A little girl at work once asked me if I was bleeding (I had a massive bandage on my hand) and when I said yes, she asked if she could see it. When I said the bandage would be too hard to remove, she told me she liked to “watch people bleed and lick blood”.

Pretty sure she was a vampire.

That’s just how children are.

floral-souls:

“Waking up with your heart broken from the night before is probably the worse feeling I have ever experienced.”

It hurts.

gemghosts:

blanketsandanime:

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER